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three drunk friends made a bet whoever can make their wives scream the longest during **屏蔽词语** win 1000.next day when they met.
　　first guy:I made love to my wife 2.5hours and she screaming for 1.5hours;
　　second guy:I licked my wife for 2hours and she was screaming whole time and even 1/2hour after I was done;
　　third guy:that’s nothing,I made love to my wife 10mins and I came twice,wipe my dick on the curtain and my wife still screming at me up to now!

)Q:what is the strongest muscle?
　　 A:the tongue—it can raise a woman’s hips.
　　 Q:what is the lightest muscle?
　　 A:the penis—it can be raised by a tongue.

an elephant asks the camel:why do you have your boobs on your back?
　　the camel answered:what a silly question from someone with a big penis on his face..

A guy asks hooker how much?
　　she says: $50 on bed,$20 on sofa,$10 on grass.
　　he gave her $50.
　　she says:you’re a man of class.one time on bed?
　　guy said:no!five times on grass!

salesgirl:excuse me sir,you can not smoke here...
　　customer:but I bought this cigarettes from your store..
　　salesgirl:sir we also sell condoms,but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here.

a new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks.he noticed a female horse.
　　Captain:what’s that horse for?
　　soldier:our men use her if they feel an urge to have **屏蔽词语**.
　　Captain:ah,it is ok.
　　(One night,the captain feel an urge,so the soldier brought the hurse to his tent.the captain fucked the hurse.after that,he saw the soldier smiling outside his tent)
　　captain:its so hard!..how do you do it?
　　soldier:we ride on the horse to the next town where the girl are.
　　Captain:son-of-a-bitch!!!
　　

farmer bought a milking machine.tried it on his penis and had an orgasm but he can’t remove it.so he read the manual and fainted.it says:AUTO-RELEASE AFTER 1 LITER

what is a HYMEN?
　　answer:a sheet of flesh inside a woman’s vagina.its purpose is to greet entering penises…."Hi men!"..

penis says to his two balls,"I will take you to a party tonight."
　　the two balls replied,"you,bloody fucking liar,you always get inside and leave us outside"
　　

Mrs:doc,how is my husband?
　　Dor:he’ll be ALL RIGHT!
　　Mrs:what?after that horrible accident?
　　Dor:yes,we cut off his LEFT arm and LEFT leg,so,all RIGHT now!!