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speaker:who among you had experienced having **屏蔽词语** with a Ghost?
　　(A farmer raised his hand)
　　speaker:really?how does it feel to have **屏蔽词语** with a Ghost?
　　Farmer:shit!i thought goats!!
　　

how will a gentleman say to his dinner date when he wants to pee urgently?
　　“excuse me,I have to shake hands with a friend of mine who hopes to meet you after dinner”

　An Arab was interviewed at a U.S checkpoint.
　　Guard:your name please?
　　Arab:ABDUL AZIZ
　　G:**屏蔽词语**?
　　A:6 times a week.
　　G:I mean,male or female?
　　A:doesn’t matter,sometimes even camel
　　G:holy cow!!
　　A:yes,cows and dogs too!
　　G:man,isn’t that hostile?
　　A:hostile,dogstyle any style!
　　G:oh dear!!
　　A:deer?no deer!they run fast….

Q:why are typhoons named after women?A:because when they come,they’re wet and wild;and when they go,they take your house and car with them!

little girl:”mommy,I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut”
　　mommy:”you mean its small?”
　　little girl:no,its salty

Blond says to the doctor:”I think my tits are full of water”
　　Doctor:”how do u figure that?”
　　Blond:”everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet”

old man:doctor,I’m 90 and my 18 years old wife is pregnant!doc:let me tell you a stoty about an old hunter who,instead of his gun,brought his umbrella to the jungle,met a bear,aimed his umbrella,pulled the trigger and the bear dropped dead..
　　old man:impossible!somebody else must have shot the bear..
　　doc:exactly!!

man:my wife needs a bra but I don’t know the size…
　　sales girl:don’t worry sir,touch my boobs and try 2 estimate.
　　man:oh..i forgot!!she needs panties too!!

'**屏蔽词语**’ is like a restaurant,sometimes you get good service,….sometimes bad service,
　　….sometimes no service,
　　….and sometimes you have to be happy with….
　　
　　
　　
　　
　　”self service”

news!a 90years old man starts make love to his 85 years old wife.he started sucking the breast,after 10 seconds,he died.
　　autopsy report:cause of death,EXPIRED MILK!