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(53)
　　dentist had no erection on honeymoon,so he used finger.
　　wife:what's this?
　　dentist:oh,nothing honey,just a temporary feeling!

(54)**屏蔽词语** is:
　　a duty if done with your wife;
　　an art if done with a neighbor;
　　education if done with a virgin;
　　science if done with a fertile woman;
　　business transaction if done with a prostitute;
　　social work if done with a friend;
　　&a charity if done with an old widow.

(55)
　　a priest accidentally touched a nun’s legs
　　NUN:father,PSALM129….
　　Priest:sorry!when the priest arrived home,quickly get the Bible and read PSALM129…”GO HIGHER AND FIND GLORY…”
　　Priest:shit!what a waste!!

(56)
　　A priest lost a BIRD & askd during mass: Any1 got a BIRD?All men stoodup. I mean any1 seen a BIRD?All women stoodup. I meant any1 seen my BIRD?All nuns stood up!

(57)
　　seven days makes one WEEK
　　seven days of **屏蔽词语** makes one WEAK
　　but no **屏蔽词语** in a week makes one SICK
　　however good **屏蔽词语** once a week makes one SEEK!

(58)
　　Men always say
　　"i love you" to girls but do you know what’s the truth meaning of this?
　　"I"m
　　"L"ooking
　　"O"ver your
　　"V"aginal
　　"E"ntry
　　"Y"ou must take
　　"0"ut your
　　"U"nderwer
　　

(59)
　　Research: MEN are healthier than WOMEN because men get FRESH MILK,two PAPAYAS & a juicy OYSTER every night but women only get one BANANA,two MEAT BALLS & a teaspoon of YOGURT!

　(62)
　　A gang decided to rob a bank,they opened every vault and found no money,only cups of yogurt.they ate all yogurt.
　　next day, in cnn news: "biggest sperm bank robbed!

(63)
　　A kid asks a priest: "Father besides praying do you have any other enjoyable past time?"
　　the priest tapped the kid's cheek and calmly replied:
　　"NUN...my child, NUN..!"
　　

(64)
　　One day,i read that smoking is bad..i quit smoking
　　then i read that drinking is bad.. i threw the habit
　　away..
　　then i read that **屏蔽词语** is bad.. i quit reading!!