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what’s the difference between a high school student from a college student when having their monthly period?
　　Highschool student:shit!!...i have!
　　College student:yes!!!...i have!

Name 5 ROAD signs that describe d female organ:
　　1.deep excavation
　　2.slippery when wet
　　3.stop-on red signal
　　4.slow-down on curves & humps
　　5.MEN AT WORK! :)

　in a **屏蔽词语** seminar the speaker asked a woman”do you know what your husband is doing when you’re having an orgasm?”
　　woman:”of course.he is playing golf!”
　　

　a guy and a girl were having **屏蔽词语** in the car.
　　Guy:if I had known you were still a virgin,I would have taken more time.
　　Girl:actually if I had known that you really had more time,I would have just taken off my panty hose.

in 1964 the first topless bar opened in san Francisco.the good news is the bar is still open.the bad news is same girls still work there.
　　

Good Friends are like Underwears, they Cover you.
　　Better Friends are like Condoms,they Protect u.
　　BestFriends are like Viagra,they Keep you UP when you are DOWN.
　　

scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a penis.this is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought.

do you know why bra makers measure cup size by “A B C D E F”?
　　A ——Almost flat,
　　B——Barely noticeable,
　　C——Comfortable,
　　D——Damn good,
　　E——Extremely big
　　F——Fake
　　

Top Joke in Northern Ireland
　　A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'. 'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient. The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'. 'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?' The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.
　　

Top Joke in Scotland
　　I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.