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只看该作者 20楼 发表于: 2007-12-07 13:24:45
there are 70 ways to make a woman happy,one is shopping and the rest is 69.
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只看该作者 21楼 发表于: 2007-12-07 13:25:01
LITTLE GIRL: "Mom, what's a Penis?"
  MOM: "Be a good girl! If you grow up, you'll get 1"
  LITTLE GIRL: "what if I'm bad?"
  MOM: "You'll get MORE!"
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只看该作者 22楼 发表于: 2007-12-07 13:25:22
 one day little Johnny came home from school and asked his mom about courting.flustered,she replied,”tonight go watch your sis when she comes home with her boyfriend.that’s courting.”
  The next day,Johnny tells his mother what happened.”well,sis and her boyfriend came home last night ans sat on the couch.they started kissing and stuff and I think sis was getting sick because she kept making faces.her boyfriend must have thought so to,because he started feeling for her heartbeat like the doc.he wasn’t as good as the doc though,he missed an awful lot. That’s when the fever started.i know it was a fever because sis said she was really hot.then her boyfriend ripped off her blouse and bra,and I saw why he couldn’t get to her heart,there were these big bumps on her chest!he then rips off her skirt and undies and she has grown a lot of hair there,she should clean it more often.i guess her boyfriend thought so to because he started sucking there,licking using his fingers.then sis yelled out to God and upzipped her boyfriend’s pants.this big snake jumped out and sis started to try and bite it’s head off.she stopped trying and then it squirted all over the couch.then sis took off his pants and sat on the snake,I think they were trying to squish it. Sis started to bounce up and down on it.she said it was nearly as big as Daddy’s!suddenly,she stopped and said she wasn’t on anything,but her boyfriend said it was too late.they had both come.So,did I explain it right?”
  His mom fainted.
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只看该作者 23楼 发表于: 2007-12-07 13:25:54
son:mom,who’s my real father?
  Mom:I don’t know son,because that time I was on dogstyle.
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只看该作者 24楼 发表于: 2007-12-07 13:26:24
LAWYER:how many times were you raped by the accused?
  GIRL:I was raped 3 times!
  ACCUSED:liar!hey you,2 times only!
  GIRL:why 2 times only?the one when I am on top is not counted?
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只看该作者 25楼 发表于: 2007-12-07 13:26:47
judge:why did you kill your boyfriend?
  Lady:he picked me up from school,took me to a bedroom,remove my uniform,laid me on the bed,spread my legs & then said…joke joke joke!!!
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只看该作者 26楼 发表于: 2007-12-07 13:27:15
policeman arresting a prostitute.
  Prostitute:im not selling **屏蔽词语**,
  Policeman:what is that?
  Prostitute:I’m selling condom &offering free demonstration.
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只看该作者 27楼 发表于: 2007-12-07 13:27:34
 A filipino caught his wife & driver in his car in 69 position.the Filipino poked a gun at the driver &said:”so that’s why I don’t have son,I put in sperm,but you suck them out!”….
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只看该作者 28楼 发表于: 2007-12-07 13:28:15
Boss:let me fuck you,just 1 time,I’ll be quick,I’ll throw p1000 on the floor & before you bend &and pick it up,I’ll be done!
  Girl likes the proposal&calls her boyfriend.
  Boyfriend:ok but ask for p2000 & be very quick to pick up the money…
  After 4 hours boyfriend calls &asks:”what happened?”
  Girl:shit!it was all coins!!
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只看该作者 29楼 发表于: 2007-12-07 13:28:38
as per doctors said,vagina is the best source of calcium,because it harden penis that has no bone.
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