[灌水无罪]2017年2月21日【在水一方】03之91水区er加油！ [复制链接]

¡Vernon, shh!¡ said Aunt Petunia. ¡The window's open!¡

沙发都不给我留啊。

我也出了很多力啊。

He kept listening, just in case there was some small clue, not recognised for what it really was by the Muggles¡an unexplained disappearance, perhaps, or some strange accident ... but the baggage-handlers¡ strike was followed by news about the drought in the Southeast ('I hope he's listening next door!¡ bellowed Uncle Vernon. ¡Him with his sprinklers on at three in the morning!'), then a helicopter that had almost crashed in a field in Surrey, then a famous actress's divorce from her famous husband ('As if we're interested in their sordid affairs,¡ sniffed Aunt Petunia, who had followed the case obsessively in every magazine she could lay her bony hands on).

He was a skinny, black-haired, bespectacled boy who had the pinched, slightly unhealthy look of someone who has grown a lot in a short space of time. His jeans were torn and dirty, his T-shirt baggy and faded, and the soles of his trainers were peeling away from the uppers. Harry Potter's appearance did not endear him to the neighbours, who were the sort of people who thought scruffiness ought to be punishable by law, but as he had hidden himself behind a large hydrangea bush this evening he was quite invisible to passers-by. In fact, the only way he would be spotted was if his Uncle Vernon or Aunt Petunia stuck their heads out of the living-room window and looked straight down into the flowerbed below.

He kept listening, just in case there was some small clue, not recognised for what it really was by the Muggles¡an unexplained disappearance, perhaps, or some strange accident ... but the baggage-handlers¡ strike was followed by news about the drought in the Southeast ('I hope he's listening next door!¡ bellowed Uncle Vernon. ¡Him with his sprinklers on at three in the morning!'), then a helicopter that had almost crashed in a field in Surrey, then a famous actress's divorce from her famous husband ('As if we're interested in their sordid affairs,¡ sniffed Aunt Petunia, who had followed the case obsessively in every magazine she could lay her bony hands on).

He had moved about two inches when several things happened in very quick succession.

He kept listening, just in case there was some small clue, not recognised for what it really was by the Muggles¡an unexplained disappearance, perhaps, or some strange accident ... but the baggage-handlers¡ strike was followed by news about the drought in the Southeast ('I hope he's listening next door!¡ bellowed Uncle Vernon. ¡Him with his sprinklers on at three in the morning!'), then a helicopter that had almost crashed in a field in Surrey, then a famous actress's divorce from her famous husband ('As if we're interested in their sordid affairs,¡ sniffed Aunt Petunia, who had followed the case obsessively in every magazine she could lay her bony hands on).

Harry closed his eyes against the now blazing evening sky as the newsreader said, ¡¡and finally, Bungy the budgie has found a novel way of keeping cool this summer. Bungy, who lives at the Five Feathers in Barnsley, has learned to water ski! Mary Dorkins went to find out more.¡

Harry opened his eyes. If they had reached water-skiing budgerigars, there would be nothing else worth hearing. He rolled cautiously on to his front and raised himself on to his knees and elbows, preparing to crawl out from under the window.